Re-post

Whilst browsing through my old posts I decided to calculate what I would owe from this previous quiz item.

What have you done thats bad?! For each bad deed add up the fine to get your ending fee.

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

 

This time around I would owe a grand total of $395.50

I’ve been naughty

Hiatias over?

Life took me down a completely different path for quite awhile but I have internet back so perhaps I might post again…we’ll see.
My sex life has been sporadic as well. Still married. Still in school. Still paying way too many bills and still have no time to do this…It really bums me out!
Last week however had an upswing in bedroom (living room, bathroom, floor, wall) activity. 3 days straight of mind blowing sex…I want more but at the moment my body is saying “GIVE IT A REST!”…so does our neighbor :s
Hopefully more of that to come…

Amazing I didn’t totally forget about this blog huh?!

TMI

1. Wash up, cuddle or fall asleep?
All of the above are advisable but that order is the usual.

2. Have you ever fake orgasms?
…nope…I either go or I dont…Lately its been a dont…but we’re working on that.

3. In any 24 hour period, what is the most number of time you have ever had sex?
Upwards of 5 or 6 times. Pretty sure…It was one buuuuuuuuuuuuusy day.

4. Have you ever had sex or give/received oral sex while you were driving a car?
No…but I’l aiming to do so soon.

5. What do you think the average number of sexual partners your sex has in their lifetime? Do you think most people lie when asked?
O_O I’ve no idea…they just keep getting younger and younger in the female sex. I’d say at least 10-20 for those who dont settle down.

Bonus (as in optional):Can men and women be “just friends?” (Explain)
I think so…Most of my closest friends were guys there for awhile…M and I were while he was in another relationship before ours.

*still biting lip*

To the bed we went for continuing that last post and after I stumbled out of my clothes, M laid me down and gently finger fucked me slowly pushing a finger into my tight wet warm pussy and moved it in and out just to the knuckle sucking on my clit and then alternating the toy on and off….I’ve been sore lately and its pissing M off. He’s needing some fun and I’ve sort of been a tease. Whoops. ANYWAYS. I slowly made my way to climax, squirming and fidgeting under M’s touch. It was a slow rolling orgasm that was definitely satisfying…and hard to walk after. I thought I might squirt I had to pee so bad, however no such luck…I just had to run to the bathroom quickly afterwards. Maybe another time. As for M…well. We’re taking a break for a few days to see if the soreness gets better and then its right back to it I cant wait hehe

*bites lip* mmmmmhm

Currently I am sitting in my office chair with M behind me with a toy on my clit and a finger inside me. His excitement is as strong as mine…I can feel his hard on press into my back as I tremble against him. His heavy breathing in my ear pushing me further. …We’ll be back later….cant concentrate…at…all.

Meh…tired

So I’ve been long absent from here for awhile…sorry…just been busy with work, planning a wedding, getting ready to move…you know the usual…
JUST KIDDING.
OMG I am soooooo overwhelmed! M and I have decided to tie the knot and I am so happy about it…as are parents are not. He’s moving in the next couple of weeks :p Then a brief family thing (good god) and then OUR WEDDING! This new development explains my reasons for being gone. Whoopsie…Not much has happened however to update or post on…bummer.
Well except for a quickie A friend took me to see M and to do some shopping…in between times we took a break at his house and “Went to see what movies were playing via the internet” I dont think it really takes that long however, M’s slow thrusts in and out of my dripping pussy from behind sent me to my hands and knees quickly and my quite moans slowly drove him over the edge. It was REALLY needed.
My return to the couch with my friend, quite flustered was probably a huge giveaway…but what the hell ya know? Oh and btw never take your fiance with you to spencers and line out all the things you can do with the selection of adult novelty and clothing there…:P He should have just taken me and pinned me to the wall there…but oh well. And You Dont Mess With the Zohan is one odd movie…Im not prude in any sense…but…it was just awkward…Im glad men dont normally have a buldge the size of a football because i dont think any of them would be save from creepy old ladies…*shivers*
Dont see it…my personal opinion.
And heres a little TMI ^-^

1. Are you a member of the mile high club?
No…and since M has never flown…I dont have any hopes of becoming one anytime soon.

2. What is the most public place you have ever had sex?
Well…I guess the time at his parents house in his old bedroom that only had a curtain for a door and his family namely little brother were walking around…Um…trampoline…We’ve messed around in public mostly at the movie theater…

3. What is your most embarrassing family moment?
We wont go there….

4. What kind of birth control do you use?
Pills…which suck…

5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?
No however I want to!

Bonus (as in optional):Describe your flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
All of the above. Really it depends on my or Ms mood since I dont flirt with anyone else. I have the ability of turning just about any comment into a dirty joke thanks to the help of my highschool mentors and it sometimes works. Though a properly placed hand, stroke, or hug can provide an immediate reaction.

Kinky Kinky ^-^

Take this quiz at Hotlanta to see how kinky you are!

http://www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.asp

I got 445…Im definitely a kinky player.

M got the same ^-^

lol ^-^ whoops.

What have you done thats bad?! For each bad deed add up the fine to get your ending fee.

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

 

Lets see….I would owe 185.50

Le sigh.

So after quite some time of behaving and being a rather boring person, M finally visited and was ungrounded…quite quickly. Thursday started as fairly uneventful, we sat around and talked and watched movies…and that turned into wandering hands and eyes, which quickly led to a steamy make out session and clothes being ripped off. The first penetration was AMAZING. It’d been so long since I had had M inside me, that the slow stretching over him was gloriously needed. I ground up and down on him lightly at first and then quickened my movements as I got used to it again. His need to fuck faster was apparent and he rolled me over and pound into me, finishing quickly. I bet all that pent up sexual desire and need for me was a relief to get out. Later after things had settled back down again (even though our clothes weren’t on again) I had fun going down on M…He however was positioned with his head hanging slightly off the bed, and didn’t remember much from the time the blood was all in his head until he came. His recover time from that one took quite a while.

The second morning I gently woke him up by cuddling back into his arms. We talked for a bit and then I giggled as his morning wood rose to press into my back. I reached into his shorts and stroked him asking if that was really necessary. It sure woke him up and we spent the morning spooning and fucking.  His slow movements in and out of me at that angle sent me overboard quickly, making me wet till it was dripping on both of us. Afterwards we cleaned up and tried to cover the smell of sex a bit before starting our day of errands.

Saturday morning I woke M up again by working my way back into his arms. He’s adorable when he sleeps…yes I did just say that about the sexiest guy alive. We slept for a bit before waking again and talking about the plans for the day. The rest was a bit of a blur ^-^ I remember our hands down the others sleep pants and him fingering me till I was arching off the bed and biting my lip till it hurt and my hand around his hard on caressing and playing when I could focus. Again I was so wet that he easily slipped into me, slowly fucking me while his fingers skipped and skidded around my clit. We had read that for some women who don’t come as easily (me now for some reason) an easy and slow session will get you there better. And I almost did. I was at the very beginning when M couldn’t hold back any longer…we’re going to work on that. The rest of the day was filled with appointments and running around until we met some friends for a date…being M and I the only two dating it was awkward. We partied that night till…well I’m not sure when we got home, but we crashed ^-^

The next morning was a not so nice one…my lip piercing closed up so I had to redo it myself and M and I got into a little fight…which was resolved thank goodness. I really have to stop being such a stubborn bitch…Anyways we spent the day relaxing and watching movies on the couch…I started playing with M a bit and ended up giving him a sizable hard on while he intermittently played with my clit. Fucking on the couch must be one of the funnest things to do, honestly…it was amazing and he got me to come FINALLY! Its never been him as the reason I don’t go, its just one of those times where stress and everything in life is maxxed out, so being able to orgasm was…well there aren’t words. The contractions of my pussy however sent M over the edge as well and he almost didn’t catch himself in time. :s He did however and once I rolled off the couch, I let him come in my mouth…which I’ve never let him do before cause I’m iffy about tasting myself…Its not bad…but I like M’s taste better. We went upstairs afterward and M cleaned me up, sending me crawling across the bed before I got to come.

Does anyone else have that problem? I’m right there at the edge and then the build up is so intense that I have to stop before I can go because it almost hurts…There’s no release really…perhaps its just a lack of sex very often but I miss being able to come easily. M tries hard I know…but its just me.

Anyways, when M had to leave I was not very happy. I don’t see him for another two weeks and I’m bummed about it. Oh well. I suppose I’ll have to break out the toy where ever its at.

Oh Well.

This weekend was a blast. I went to M’s again and had a wonderful time…unfortunately, due to certain events, M is grounded from sex and play. That includes phone sex much to his dismay. Perhaps it will enforce my point and no future problems will happen. I wont be able to see M for another week and a half anyways, so I suppose it was good timing. That means my blog will be lacking in any posts for a while. Sorry! ^-^

 

…not that anyone reads any ways.